Scopin’ The Week 6/14- 6–21

Are you sick of the same old horoscopes? You know the ones I am talking about, they tell you everything is great, all rainbows and sprinkles. Then you go through your week and suddenly it’s not. Well, here we do not do that, we give you the real shit. No fluff, fog, glitter, apologies, or F’s given. Just astrology.

All Dem’ Seekers- Well, we gotta talk about the mess of retrogrades in Capricorn, we got Saturn, Pluto and Jupiter. I am going to say this is hard on everyone. I personally have taken on a “genie” mentality with it. “Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty, bitty living space”. — Robin Williams. So connect, live in your truth and hang on tight. Shit is gonna go left, sorry guys. If there was ever a time to find “home”, it is now. Or how a certain shoe company said, just do it.

Aries — March 21st to April 19th

• Okay the first thing I am going to spotlight for you is Venus retrograde in Gemini, sextile Chiron. Are you ready to talk about the imbalances in your relationship. They are tied into your subconscious issues of worthiness, just let it out. Don’t make the elephant in the room any bigger.
• There is an eclipse this weekend. I have been calling it the “dark moon rising”, or at least that is what it feels like to me. (Aries Sun here). This is in our house of communication, learning and environment. So in other words, yes more f***in words guys. More talking and waiting, less acting.

Taurus — April 20th to May 20th

• Venus retrograde in…